12-24-2021, 12:17 PM
Seasons Greetings, kids. Tis Christmas Eve. I'm high and watching A Christmas Carol, today's Scrooge is Patrick Stewart, he's a badass Scrooge. 
Ever since I was a little kid I've liked How The Grinch Stole Christmas and as a grown ass woman I still watch it every year. I wanted to love Jim Carey's Grinch, but it's been hard. I think he's a dick even after his heart grows.
My stockings aren't hung by the chimney with care. I didn't even hang my "No Candy Just Cash" stocking. Now that I've sorta kinda said that out loud I am overthinking it, maybe I should go hunt it down.
My office smells like skunk and I just know it's wafting down the hallway.
Ever since I was a little kid I've liked How The Grinch Stole Christmas and as a grown ass woman I still watch it every year. I wanted to love Jim Carey's Grinch, but it's been hard. I think he's a dick even after his heart grows.
My stockings aren't hung by the chimney with care. I didn't even hang my "No Candy Just Cash" stocking. Now that I've sorta kinda said that out loud I am overthinking it, maybe I should go hunt it down.
My office smells like skunk and I just know it's wafting down the hallway.
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