12-24-2021, 12:30 PM
(12-24-2021, 12:17 PM)Duchess Wrote: Seasons Greetings, kids. Tis Christmas Eve. I'm high and watching A Christmas Carol, today's Scrooge is Patrick Stewart, he's a badass Scrooge.
Ever since I was a little kid I've liked How The Grinch Stole Christmas and as a grown ass woman I still watch it every year. I wanted to love Jim Carey's Grinch, but it's been hard. I think he's a dick even after his heart grows.
My stockings aren't hung by the chimney with care. I didn't even hang my "No Candy Just Cash" stocking. Now that I've sorta kinda said that out loud I am overthinking it, maybe I should go hunt it down.
My office smells like skunk and I just know it's wafting down the hallway.
With God knows how many varieties of weed there are nowadays, why are you smoking skunk?
Find something that's totally purple. It's slightly psychedelic and has a fruity taste that can't be beat.