Have you ever gone streaking?

[Clang McFly]

Back when I was about 7 yrs old me and another kid would go into the woods get naked put our shoes on and run around like idiots. I don't know why but it was fun at the time. Until we saw that high school kid John Lewis sitting on a rock smoking dope watching us. We beat feet outta there and never did it again. John lost his head in an accident a few years later when he got tossed out of the back of a pickup truck taking a corner and he hit a branch.

That sounds pretty gay. I'm concerned.

You sound pretty gay. I'm concerned.

I'm a stoic, and you're about 100 times gayer than Maggot, so keep your distance!

I'm a straight man who likes to crossdress. Fuck off with your homophobia and transphobia.