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An open letter to Santa
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Dear Santa
This is all I want for Christmas One big assed T.V. I want the biggest baddest most technically complicated mother fuckin one your fat ass can fit in that fucking sleigh of yours. I want you to throw every fucking toy out and put that bad assed tele in your goddamn trunk homey. Thats right bitch. I've shot one of your fucking reindeer fatman, and I'm not a fuckin afraid of taking out another. Dasher is dead get over it and get your red suited hairy face and my T.V. down my carbon spitting love tunnel. Now I know you will not have all your fucking pistons firing on your lame assed shitbox but who the fuck cares you useless bastard offspring of a leacherous ape and guttless sow! To fucking bad, everyone has problems. If your only gonna work one day a year my fucking heart bleeds piss for ya.

Merry Christmas
:;wave::
Maggot
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Messages In This Thread
An open letter to Santa - by Maggot - 12-13-2009, 03:04 PM
RE: An open letter to Santa - by LuMPyPussy - 12-13-2009, 03:11 PM
RE: An open letter to Santa - by Middle Finger - 12-13-2009, 03:11 PM
RE: An open letter to Santa - by twisteroo - 12-13-2009, 07:47 PM
RE: An open letter to Santa - by SyberBitch - 12-14-2009, 12:41 AM
RE: An open letter to Santa - by Duchess - 12-14-2009, 07:50 AM
RE: An open letter to Santa - by Middle Finger - 12-14-2009, 08:14 AM
RE: An open letter to Santa - by Duchess - 12-14-2009, 01:46 PM
RE: An open letter to Santa - by Cynical Ninja - 12-14-2009, 01:59 PM
RE: An open letter to Santa - by Duchess - 12-14-2009, 02:32 PM
RE: An open letter to Santa - by Maggot - 12-14-2009, 03:06 PM
RE: An open letter to Santa - by twisteroo - 12-14-2009, 06:40 PM