03-10-2022, 11:57 PM
When I was five years old my dad got home from work and I ran up to him as he was getting out of his truck and somehow smashed him right in the balls. I was only running up to hug him, but I guess I accidentally punched him in the nuts and they swelled up like balloons. He had to go to the ER. I also had to listen to this damn story for years at Thanksgiving, Christmas etc... "Remember the time when you nailed your father in the balls and sent him to the ER". Then everyone would just laugh and laugh.