the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread

[Duchess]

I learned what its like to walk into a cloud of bear spray today.

A hiker had it in their backpack and the cap came off, and it sprayed outside and near the office. And today happened to be completely stagnet, no wind. I had to open up all the doors and windows and get some huge fans.
NOT TO MENTION THE 3 bottles of water I downed just to get it out of my system. It was awful.

Holy shit! Are the effects gone now? Jeezus, Love Child, bear spray! That's awful.