12-17-2009, 06:32 PM
I refuse to use the leaf blower my wife got from her brother in part because I refuse to take pride in avoiding physical activity like those fat lazy bastards do. They all sit around and boast about their leaf and snow blowers as they stuff their arrogant faces with fattening foods.
While you're laying on the ground having a heart attack from shoveling snow and too much spaghetti, I'll be using my leaf and snow blower....because I am smart...and you are stupid. And, my 115 lb. size 3 body will thank me for it tomorrow while yours will get revenge in a variety of different ways...all unpleasant, some more than others.
My big fat ass will also be sitting in front of the tely, bag of Doritos by my side, while you are almost a quarter of the way done shoveling the drive.
P.S.........Don't forget the sidewalks..........
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While you're laying on the ground having a heart attack from shoveling snow and too much spaghetti, I'll be using my leaf and snow blower....because I am smart...and you are stupid. And, my 115 lb. size 3 body will thank me for it tomorrow while yours will get revenge in a variety of different ways...all unpleasant, some more than others.
My big fat ass will also be sitting in front of the tely, bag of Doritos by my side, while you are almost a quarter of the way done shoveling the drive.
P.S.........Don't forget the sidewalks..........