What would happen if....

[Piglet]

I like scones and used to drink high-end darjeeling tea, extra strong with no milk or creme. Worlds apart from the teabag variety. Lapsang souchong is another favorite.

As for Markle and her fairy prince, I'll leave you with this...

Thank you Duchess for that, Rothschild wants me dead then.  I was insulting Rothschild.   If Americas ability to launch rockets is anything to go by, Rothchilds wish to shoot me will never happen.  You are a bounder Rothschild, im sure you consume blancmange daily.  If i were to compare you to a baboon myself and many others could be flummoxed , to tell the difference judging by your speech.  

I am superior to you because i am english, you are a serf, an American of no breeding, a calf of England , im sure if you have a wife, she will be Armenian, and your off spring will be Pilchards or close too.

And she will think nothing of putting her butt under a donkey.