Hey Chang.

[Piglet]

I havent changed you chang, not yet.  Change is inevitable, not to change is seriously unhealthy, or resisting it.  If my ten year old self met myself today i would deny that it was me.  Assertion creates self esteem and confidence.  

Now tell me to shove the Myers Briggs foundation up my rear end.

I mean it literally.  We all have a mountain to climb, not doing so keeps you stuck.   Maybe worse.

I'm getting better at changing. It's just a slow slow process. I'll be finished when I'm 90, finally have sex and make a retarded sperm dust baby.

Oh, i see the problem.  Knocking a round off is a milestone.  You need a mate to go on the hunt, with a bit of confidence its not hard as long as your presentable.  You need to ditch your current appearence and go a bit up market, a bit of sophistication goes a long way.

Unfortunately you dont have an english accent, success guaranteed there.    You are missing out on the joys of bonking, and all that goes with that.  Bonking with someone you care for is like reaching for the stars and getting there.

As well as having your heart broken, another milestone.   You need to get in the game immediately, like now.

If i was over there we would be hitting the bars of Williamsburg, id get you shagged in a week.

Alternatively you could fly to Amsterdam and get laid there.  I went there when i was in my early 20s, but funked it, i wouldnt now.   Those babes are drop dead gorgeous, and sit in shop windows.   Bonking is no big deal really, bonking and caring is.

Join a dating agency, or speak to the girl next door.   You need a good shagging ASAP.  You wont move on without it.