10-06-2022, 02:37 PM
My first ever flight was to Jamaica WI. I was terrified to fly, but I was going there to meet my girlfriend who went there on vacation.
I had a flask of 100 proof vodka in my inside pocket of my jacket. After sitting at the bar in the airport
with 5 shots lined up on the bar, I waited for them to announce last call for flight 22221, I gulped down
all 5 shots and went to my gate staggered on to the plane and stumbled into my seat.
I never remember taking off. Half way through the Trip I woke up, and every time the plane hit turbulence, I took a sip from a straw I had in my flask. I was smashed all trip long.
After that trip I gave up flying for many years. Today, I’m ok flying. I’m flying tomorrow.
I had a flask of 100 proof vodka in my inside pocket of my jacket. After sitting at the bar in the airport
with 5 shots lined up on the bar, I waited for them to announce last call for flight 22221, I gulped down
all 5 shots and went to my gate staggered on to the plane and stumbled into my seat.
I never remember taking off. Half way through the Trip I woke up, and every time the plane hit turbulence, I took a sip from a straw I had in my flask. I was smashed all trip long.
After that trip I gave up flying for many years. Today, I’m ok flying. I’m flying tomorrow.
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!