Hey cannongal, here's a photo of me to mock

[Clang McFly]

If i was going to do a new Paranormal film, your in.  With Changs ill fitting wigs, a new film would make millions.   Apart from the horror, we could add adding disgust and heaving to the mix, by filming an elongated 10 minute scene of Rootilda and Chang knocking a round off.

Knocking a round off is a Brummie way of referring to sex, coarse, near the knuckle, but funny.    Chang at the beginning of the scene could say to Rootilda, with the bed clothes  a foot  tall,  "  I bet you think thats my leg".

Even the script would be high class.   Keeping the lines  on Rootildas face would be good.  Chang, trying to bend his back, would say, "look, even a foot long and i cant reach".

I hope your not sensitive chang and Rotilda.

Just sensitive down below. Red and raw haw haw!