12-21-2009, 10:14 AM
Happy birthday wishes to our friend Frank,
He'll be lying in bed having a pillow humping wank,
Sucking on meatball's is a very cool trick,
Though he'd rather be sucking on saints pencil dick,
A handful of guineas have sprung from his loins,
Though he'd rather be polishing colonial coins,
So all my best wishes on this special day,
I've bought him a T-shirt that says "Frank is gay".
He'll be lying in bed having a pillow humping wank,
Sucking on meatball's is a very cool trick,
Though he'd rather be sucking on saints pencil dick,
A handful of guineas have sprung from his loins,
Though he'd rather be polishing colonial coins,
So all my best wishes on this special day,
I've bought him a T-shirt that says "Frank is gay".
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.