Oh man, I am such an asshole

[cannongal]

I definitely owe my friend a bottle of something.   When I went into the restaurant this morning,  to settle up the bill, he told me to just tip out the waitress,  and the rest was on the house.  According to my nephew,  those boys  (I still think of them as boys,  even though they are 22, 30 and 35) were given a private area, a dedicated waitress,  and every food item that was on the menu.    Where was something like this when I was young?   

My kid, grudgingly thanked me,  and I told him not to worry,  that I would never do something nice for him again.   Now he is pissed because I have a bad attitude