12-24-2022, 09:31 AM
(12-24-2022, 07:16 AM)Duchess Wrote: Have you been naughty or nice?
Santa has been naughty. The old pervert and his reindeer was watching me masturbate last night. They didn't think I heard the quiet Ho Ho Ho and sleigh bells jingle. Probably recording it for the elves and Mrs Clause back at the North Pole. Meanwhile Mrs Clause is playing with Snowmiser's South Pole.
Hey,what's in this eggnog? It smells funny.