02-05-2023, 08:13 AM
And what of your love life Tiki? I am aware that every word i type will be under heavy scrutiny, indeed, using the same, you have let it be kown that had you been a bull, the farmer would have put you down as the prospect of bullocks would be thin.
Then, to hint that you may be female in the hope of attracting my interest, doomed to failure as surely dodging a cartridge from farmer Jones. As a colonial though, it was a good try, and your ability to type and read is down to the old country. I must ask you, to expose your disingenuity, your sex. You will now deny anything of the sort, people are so predictable.
Be different, and admit being male, not female.
Can i suggest that your track record in the mating stakes might be akin to the sad behaviour of George Michael, or is it worser. Thought id get humourous and use a wrong word. Has your heart never been broken?, i command you now to recount your attempts to attract a mate, with the result , probably, as weak and fruitless as watching the Ravens.
When i get a reply, if you do, i will have to make a flask of tea, so that i can drink it over two hours deciphering the blather. And having done that, i would still have time to do my football predictions.
Having said that, my dearest wish is for you to be happy in your current circumstances, whatever they are, if it involves a farmyard then im sure your heart will remain intact with Simon, and Jack, as long as those jackasses remain in different pens, if they find out about each other, all hell will break loose.
If by some quirk, you are female, post a picture, and i may come over and make you light up like San Diego at night. Mr Sincerity faker.
Then, to hint that you may be female in the hope of attracting my interest, doomed to failure as surely dodging a cartridge from farmer Jones. As a colonial though, it was a good try, and your ability to type and read is down to the old country. I must ask you, to expose your disingenuity, your sex. You will now deny anything of the sort, people are so predictable.
Be different, and admit being male, not female.
Can i suggest that your track record in the mating stakes might be akin to the sad behaviour of George Michael, or is it worser. Thought id get humourous and use a wrong word. Has your heart never been broken?, i command you now to recount your attempts to attract a mate, with the result , probably, as weak and fruitless as watching the Ravens.
When i get a reply, if you do, i will have to make a flask of tea, so that i can drink it over two hours deciphering the blather. And having done that, i would still have time to do my football predictions.
Having said that, my dearest wish is for you to be happy in your current circumstances, whatever they are, if it involves a farmyard then im sure your heart will remain intact with Simon, and Jack, as long as those jackasses remain in different pens, if they find out about each other, all hell will break loose.
If by some quirk, you are female, post a picture, and i may come over and make you light up like San Diego at night. Mr Sincerity faker.