HMMPH!

[sally]

It is my beard, it has just been straightened and made less gray with photoshop

You've got to send him back to edit, Clang, you've got to. He's made you look like an Amish man with that beard. I don't know one damn thing about stying a beard, if that's even what it is called, but you can't be looking Amish.

Now, I'm off to look for some sexy beard pix.

I thought it gave him a scholarly look, but I can see the Amish now that you mentioned it.