02-22-2023, 01:15 PM
(02-22-2023, 08:36 AM)Piglet Wrote: . . . picture me dressed as a cowboy . . .
But precious piggy, I DO picture you as a cowboy!
Are you being a silly numpty with me or are you truly a gormless twit?
Jack Twist, darling . . . remember? I told you I see you as cowboy Jack Twist!
And, sweetie . . . I do suggest a more artful chat-up line than “I’ve always liked you”, if you anticipate to slip Ennis . . . that "thingy" you call your penis.
Pip, pip, dearest piggy! Now . . . back into the “emotional room” to throw a right proper wobbly regarding your obvious inept flirtatious openings and your confused desires.
Again . . . all for the sake of your continued quest of self-improvement, luv!