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Why only "In the news?
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Let me start by calling for the Duchesses head, no not like that, i want the Duchess fired. What is the SCPA?, bring it on. At last Clanger, emotion, assertiveness, creation, movement. Its been like getting a spade under the Sphinx, but ive moved it.

The only reason you wont invite me over is because id beat you at Duke Nukem, and NFL, even if i was playing as Minnesota, or the browns. If fact, in the game of life, i win, you lose, the chances of you inventing cold fusion isnt high. Life, in all its glory has passed you by. Blue your insults are creative, and like before, hide a secret passion. Few if any get in your face and stay there.

If i were in the room your eyes would be on me, and in response, i would lick my lips, like a reptile imbibing an insect, and inspecting your uphostery, your booty, visualising what i would do to it.

And then whisper in your ear, " come upstairs, you will become a lake".

Phew....getting back to the Duchess, this is my jusrtification for her firing. Firstly ...oh, whatever i say i know will hurt, my conscience is kicking in. In England we call this banter, and it should be taken as such.

1, The Duchess cant be bothered, a word is enough, its not like reading Solzenitzyn, cant spell that.
2, She needs to become more extrovert, doing that she will bloom. Why not express the inner Duchess?
3 If there is one.
4She hasnt fallen into my arms.
5 Still waters run deep, in the Duchesses case it is stretching it to run too six inches.
6 In Clangers case its 1 inch, if he can get it too stand up.
7 The affair with Blue is forbidden, unless im the meat in the sandwich.
8 The Duchees will not respond to adulation, shes frozen up.
9 She has let this site fall into disrepair, and im attempting to fix it, despite her negativity.
10 I havent seen her picture, her knickers yes, if thats her, i think it isnt, she has said she has a massive hairy rump.
11 Im still on one star.

Thankyou very much.

12 Duchess is passive aggressive, her statements can be taken two, three four ways. Its therapuetic for her to let rip in my direction.........She wont. YOUR FIRED.
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Why only "In the news? - by Piglet - 03-20-2023, 07:45 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-20-2023, 08:07 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BigMark - 03-20-2023, 09:16 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-20-2023, 09:43 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Clang McFly - 03-20-2023, 10:19 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-20-2023, 10:40 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BigMark - 03-20-2023, 10:09 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BigMark - 03-20-2023, 12:22 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Clang McFly - 03-20-2023, 12:40 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-20-2023, 12:46 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Clang McFly - 03-20-2023, 02:22 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-20-2023, 02:39 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Clang McFly - 03-20-2023, 05:12 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by MirahM - 03-26-2023, 12:03 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by MirahM - 03-20-2023, 12:53 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BigMark - 03-20-2023, 02:13 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-20-2023, 05:24 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BigMark - 03-20-2023, 05:51 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Piglet - 03-21-2023, 07:48 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-21-2023, 08:24 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BlueTiki - 03-22-2023, 10:49 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Piglet - 03-22-2023, 08:00 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-23-2023, 07:38 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Piglet - 03-23-2023, 08:19 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-23-2023, 08:49 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Piglet - 03-23-2023, 08:19 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BigMark - 03-23-2023, 08:26 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by cannongal - 03-23-2023, 09:59 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BlueTiki - 03-23-2023, 04:48 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Piglet - 03-24-2023, 08:31 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Clang McFly - 03-24-2023, 10:20 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-24-2023, 10:36 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Clang McFly - 03-24-2023, 12:34 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BlueTiki - 03-24-2023, 01:57 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Piglet - 03-25-2023, 09:14 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BlueTiki - 03-25-2023, 10:53 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-25-2023, 01:51 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Clang McFly - 03-25-2023, 04:23 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-27-2023, 05:40 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by rothschild - 03-25-2023, 01:44 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BlueTiki - 03-25-2023, 03:18 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by rothschild - 03-25-2023, 03:25 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BlueTiki - 03-25-2023, 04:19 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BigMark - 03-25-2023, 05:07 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BigMark - 03-26-2023, 02:38 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by MirahM - 03-26-2023, 02:55 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Clang McFly - 03-26-2023, 01:50 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Piglet - 03-27-2023, 06:40 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Duchess - 03-27-2023, 07:01 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Piglet - 03-27-2023, 06:45 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Clang McFly - 03-27-2023, 07:03 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Piglet - 03-28-2023, 06:32 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Clang McFly - 03-28-2023, 06:37 AM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by rothschild - 03-28-2023, 10:06 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by Clang McFly - 03-28-2023, 10:08 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BlueTiki - 03-28-2023, 10:11 PM
RE: Why only "In the news? - by BigMark - 03-29-2023, 05:12 AM