Tales from the Frontline: Online Dating

[rothschild]

Clang likes women, he likes everything about them, the way they look, the way they smell, the way they feel. His cross dressing is a kink, it just adds to his pleasure, it doesn't mean he's gay & is into men.

Have you actually tested this theory? 

I'm now accepting test subjects.

I guess Piglet didn't meet the minimum requirements. Poor fellow's doomed to cruising on the fringe of human civilization -- like most everyone these days. Misery does indeed love company. 

The testing is heavily biased toward woman. Sorry. 

I'll stick my dick in a mound of male fire ants and see if that makes me gay.

Fire ants are for sissies. Bullet ants are the truest test of male virility.