The Snooker World Championship

[Clang McFly]

Only if you suffer from borderline or anti-social personality disorders . . . like Piggy.

That's why he keeps coming back.  Here, in Mock, is the only place he ever gets attention.

Clang, unlike Piggy, does not strive to be the center of attention.  

Therefore, your statement (although spot-on for the extremely psychologically and emotionally damaged Piggy) as applied to Clang, is unmerited.

I used to strive to be the center of attention though. This is my aforementioned long overdue karma comeuppance.