Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . .

[Piglet]

Can we film our wedding night? Im going to handcuff Clang, his hands behind a bed post, then im going to go slake my lusts, like a man in a desert dying from dehydration. The handcuffs will make sure he cant turn around and prevent king kong pulsing constantly.

Anyone got a camera, maybe Sally or Mirah can film it on their phones live.