04-20-2023, 07:53 AM
(04-20-2023, 07:10 AM)Piglet Wrote: Can we film our wedding night? Im going to handcuff Clang, his hands behind a bed post, then im going to go slake my lusts, like a man in a desert dying from dehydration. The handcuffs will make sure he cant turn around and prevent king kong pulsing constantly.
Anyone got a camera, maybe Sally or Mirah can film it on their phones live.
It will be a snuff film. I've already got the cyanide pill in my mouth for when you break down the door in case I can't dial 911 fast enough or the police response is too slow.