Piglet's posts

[Clang McFly]

Kill me chongo?  For gawd sake guvnor.  I can see some degree of subjugation might be nescessary.    Im sure youll change your mind when you observe my salami fulminating, weeping at the tip with want, rock solid, hungry,  vast, wanting your tender loins and caves.

We can sing " god save the queen " after, as you sob on my chest, thanking me for overpowering you and delivering you into the gates of heaven.    We could then go to your favorite burger joint, the most expensive burger is on me, with pop, and we can take home the plastic toy.  Ill watch TV, the adverts, theres nowt else, public tv i know you cant afford owt else,

while you play with your toy.

Then we evening closes in, we can embrace......again.

I'm not sally rich but I can afford more than public tv. I have HBO, Cinemax, Netflix, Prime, and hundreds of other premium channels. I never said I'd kill you in that last post. I'll settle for having you arrested.