Friends with assholes
#5
If i was being served by you, how would you handle me?, it wont be good as you obviously loathe the ground i walk on, dont worry about guilt, if you have any, everyone does. I would of course tell you where your going wrong with your life, and in doing so i would also smash my fist onto the desk demanding you do as i say.

I may even poke you in the chest with my finger, and snarl. Number one improvement has to be buying your own place. Number two is stop being uppity and telling people like me to get lost.

Number three would be not to play the video in your head of me and you getting it on. That would be tough to stop that. Number four would be to always wear a flowery dress just above the knee, with ringlets in your hair, big glasses, and talk like librarian.

Number five is to allow me to register you with all the netflix you want or whatever, and pick a car out.

I will still be an asshole, but a good one, i wont hold it against you.
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Friends with assholes - by MirahM - 05-13-2023, 12:41 AM
RE: Friends with assholes - by MirahM - 05-13-2023, 12:46 AM
RE: Friends with assholes - by MirahM - 05-13-2023, 12:48 AM
RE: Friends with assholes - by MirahM - 05-13-2023, 12:50 AM
RE: Friends with assholes - by Piglet - 05-13-2023, 07:18 AM
RE: Friends with assholes - by MirahM - 05-13-2023, 10:50 AM
RE: Friends with assholes - by Duchess - 05-13-2023, 11:16 AM
RE: Friends with assholes - by rothschild - 05-13-2023, 01:39 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by rothschild - 05-13-2023, 01:57 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by Duchess - 05-13-2023, 02:02 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by rothschild - 05-13-2023, 02:10 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by Duchess - 05-13-2023, 02:20 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by MirahM - 05-13-2023, 08:43 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by Clang McFly - 05-14-2023, 05:49 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by MirahM - 05-14-2023, 08:16 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by MirahM - 05-14-2023, 07:34 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by Duchess - 05-14-2023, 08:01 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by MirahM - 05-14-2023, 08:16 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by rothschild - 05-14-2023, 09:00 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by Clang McFly - 05-14-2023, 10:20 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by sally - 05-14-2023, 11:12 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by sally - 05-14-2023, 11:21 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by Duchess - 05-15-2023, 05:24 AM
RE: Friends with assholes - by Clang McFly - 05-15-2023, 06:30 AM
RE: Friends with assholes - by rothschild - 05-15-2023, 11:23 AM
RE: Friends with assholes - by MirahM - 05-15-2023, 11:44 PM
RE: Friends with assholes - by Piglet - 05-16-2023, 07:18 AM