Frank, you piece of shit motherfucker

[sally]

Yeah, that's a big part of it. I've commented on a shade of lipstick being flattering to someone but I didn't fucking ask what brand it was, like "oh, I'm so dazzled by your beauty and want to look like you." And why would a bunch of internet acquaintances ask about Julie's skin care regime when they've probably never even seen her before? Or were they just taking her word on how stunningly beautiful she is?

What a load of rubbish. I tend to believe Sally.

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STFU, Frank. That bitch Julie pushed that Melaluca shit on everyone just like you did with the steak sauce. The only difference is that steak sauce doesn't make your head blow up like a fucking pumpkin.