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[sally]

Or you could just tell her what my husband would say. “You mention wanting to kill yourself one more time  over these stupid piece of shit kids and I’ll kill you, them and their whole fucking family”. You can try that,  but it seems to work better when a big scary man says it.

   I told her if she killed herself,  I'd feed her dead carcass chicken livers.    She is the most pickiest fucking eater I've ever seen.   

And yes, I get that middle school aged kids are douchnozzles,  I mean,  I was tortured in middle school for having size 36D boobs in the 5^th grade, I only had my bra strap undone and my boobs punched,  at least I was never accused of being a dyke and having all my friends avoid me, for fear of also being accused of being a dyke.  

It's all good though,  I had the kid arrested for hate crimes and granddaughter is home schooled now.    Can't wait to hear what her future therapist blames me for.

When my son was about the same age there was this neighborhood bully kid outside of our house wanting to fight him over some dumb shit, something about a skateboard. So my husband tells my son to go fight him and then my son said he can’t because the kid is bigger and older than him. Well that was the wrong thing to say. My husband took my son outside and told him that you can either fight me or this motherfucker and if you pick me I’ll hurt you a lot worse than this pussy bitch and then spits at the kid. I’m just like omg really wtf are you doing. Then he tells my son that after he fights this kid that he’s gonna go to the kids house and beat the shit out of his father for raising such a punk ass bitch. The whole neighborhood can hear this. So then the kid jumped on his bike and rode away so fast I think he shit himself and we never heard anything of that ordeal again. Anyway I guess that was my husband’s way of making my son man up and he never needed a therapist over it.