Frank, you piece of shit motherfucker

[sally]

I don't know what to tell you hon. I get compliments on my skin all the time. People ask me what I use. That's realy all there is to it. I understand if you're experiencing shock & awe because it doesn't happen to you. You posted your vid & you're cute but the skin doesn't really stand out...

Oh cut the shit, I've seen your picture and your skin is as ashy as the bottom of a cigarette butt receptacle in front of Walmart.