DO YOU TAKE IT EVERYWHERE?

[Clang McFly]

This thread is a lot more boring than I assumed it would be from the title. Just sayin.

Every time I see the thread title I think "Yes I take my dick everywhere I go"

Just kidding Clang, I dont' really have a dick

I mean I have a vibrating dick, but I don't take it everywhere I go. It would make life more enjoyable if I did.

Yes, I KNOW you don't have a dick.