what's for dinner?

[sally]

Could somebody post the TL;DR?

It wasn’t funny, don’t waste your time looking for a cheap laugh like I did.

Was there a recipe in there somewhere?

There was, but it wasn’t worth the read. You’re smart enough to speed read it and give it a quick one over, however, so look for yourself. Maybe you’ll find it as humorous as Donovan did and you’ll be missing out if you don’t.