THE 2023 THREAD NO ONE WANTED TO MAKE

[Duchess]

So there's this escaped murderer up in Philly. They are calling him extremely dangerous, he's all of 5 ft. tall and 120 lbs. He's in prison for life for killing his girlfriend in the heat of the moment. I think this is the 9^th day and the cops just cannot catch this guy. It's turned into a joke. He is seen on security cameras on a near daily basis and each time he's seen he has got something new--a backpack, better clothes, etc. The cops set up a perimeter and he gets through it. At this point they look like the keystone cops, it is hilarious. I'm not exactly rootin' for an escaped killer, that would be wrong, but I'm not too far from it. I find it so hard to believe that these are "professionals" trying to catch him. I don't know if me and my friends could do a better job, but I do know we couldn't do any worse.