COMPLAINERS

[Clang McFly]

I just had an appointment with the vascular doctor. I want to complain because they want me to wear compression stockings. Why don't I just out myself as a crossdresser and wear compression pantyhose?

Are you still walking every day?

Yes. But I have a stent in my left leg to help prevent another blood clot like the one from 3 years ago. I told the doctor I was still walking but they still want me to wear compression stockings on both legs. I don't want to. It will make me look old and people will make fun of me. What's next, adult diapers?