What is everybody doing today?

[Clang McFly]

I'll sleep with you. I just need to know if I feed the koala penises to you or give them to your Troll pimp.

Not all koalas are cute and cuddly you idiot! They will mutiliate your gum leaf and make you a woman permanently!

Thank God! I was just about to pay for expensive surgery and hormones. Seems easier than the rusty butter knife I was going to use. Does Amazon ship live koalas?