What is everybody doing today?

[Clang McFly]

If Clang becomes a woman permanently he will have to behave himself with his toilet humor. He's all talk, he'd never have the guts to go all the way.

Yes, it's true. I chickened out of colonoscopy, gallbladder removal and LASIK surgery so yeah I'd probably chicken out of gender reassignment surgery.

But if I did become a woman, who says the toilet humor needs to stop? I know plenty of ladies on Facebook and in real life with worse toilet humor than me.