12-19-2023, 01:53 PM
You know Neil the Seal right, firstly he was actually in my suburb! Like 2 or three streets down the road. We are on a hill and the beach is down the bottom of the hill.
So, along the Esplanade is shops and public toilets, it's the main beach in our area. The bottom end is the dog beach, and we go there all the time.
Anywhoo, Neil decided to park his big fat arse on the green next to the public toilets to bath in the sun. The general public were bigger arseholes than Clangs big fat arse.
The general public wouldn't stay away even though they were told to. People were bringing their animals, dogs, small children and crowds were gathering around Neil and bothering him. People taking selfies all that noise and drama. The local council put up a barricade and a guard, it wasn't enough. Department of Primary Industries had to sedate Neil and take him away and get him safely back to enjoying his life.
He has turned up again this year somewhere else. People are doing the same shit. Fuck people.
So, along the Esplanade is shops and public toilets, it's the main beach in our area. The bottom end is the dog beach, and we go there all the time.
Anywhoo, Neil decided to park his big fat arse on the green next to the public toilets to bath in the sun. The general public were bigger arseholes than Clangs big fat arse.
The general public wouldn't stay away even though they were told to. People were bringing their animals, dogs, small children and crowds were gathering around Neil and bothering him. People taking selfies all that noise and drama. The local council put up a barricade and a guard, it wasn't enough. Department of Primary Industries had to sedate Neil and take him away and get him safely back to enjoying his life.
He has turned up again this year somewhere else. People are doing the same shit. Fuck people.