the 2024 trivial, boring drivel thread

[BigMark]

I have jumped from dozens of aircraft, they are declared as cargo planes so the safety standards are much less stringent than passenger planes. Four days after my 13'th jump the same plane I was on crashed, killing among others, the first and last persons I had jumped with and the cute girl bartender from our little "bombshelter" bar. After that taking off was the most terrifying part of jumping, let me out i'm now in charge of my destiny not the plane or pilot. I ended up doing 350 jumps.