What keeps you sane?

[twisteroo]

I like playing Mahjong on my iphone while I'm having my daily constitutional.

I guess I should have done a multi-quote....
Anyway...I usually look at some porn or a bike mag, or brush the cat, listen to the radio, clean my ears, clip my nails, drink a cup of tea, make a call, plan my escape, you know, just the normal stuff.

let me get this right, You have a wank while taking a dump?

If a wank is a cup of tea, then yes.