the 2024 trivial, boring drivel thread

[Carsman]

If you're going to be arrested for indecent exposure shouldn't you at least be seen? Seriously. 

A guy was arrested and upon his arrest he said he didn't think anyone saw him, he thought he was alone when he peed beside a bush but was seen on a security camera. 

I can't help but to remember. Many years ago I'll never forget while driving down an exit ramp
off a parkway, the cars in front of me slowed down for a minute to look at a woman out of her parked car, squatting down taking a wiz right there in front of all cars passing her by. 
She had a beer in her hand , and a smile on her face.  When you gotta go, you just gotta go, she didn't get arrested.  As it should be.