What keeps you sane?

[Freak magnet]

I like playing Mahjong on my iphone while I'm having my daily constitutional.

I guess I should have done a multi-quote....
Anyway...I usually look at some porn or a bike mag, or brush the cat, listen to the radio, clean my ears, clip my nails, drink a cup of tea, make a call, plan my escape, you know, just the normal stuff.

let me get this right, You have a wank while taking a dump?

If a wank is a cup of tea, then yes.

You said you look at porn while on the shitter
...I'd have thought it would put you off your stride.

Nah, I'll look at an outdoor magazine while on the crapper too, but it doesn't make me want to climb a tree while I'm pinching one off.
I'm gonna give up on porn, I'm gonna get rid of the 700 pounds of foldable porn I have saved and stop buying any new porn.
I'm gonna read a book this year instead of porn.

You might want to unstick the pages before giving them to MF :|