MY BABY'S BIRTHDAY

[Duchess]

People were sending me PMs asking if I was really a dentist for christ's sake. I was not aware that dentists are so fascinating to everyone when I put it in my profile just for the fuck of it.

The outrage was hilarious! They took it personally. Ahahahaha! Who in their right mind would ever put their true occupation in their bio on a site like Mock, particularly a job that requires public trust in order to build a practice.

There has been some very funny posts in Mock, but for some reason the angst over Sally's made-up occupation stands out.