GOOD LORD!

[cannongal]

  The granddaughters are 15, 18, and 22. 

Are they going to wear matching unicorn necklaces? They aren't 2, 5 & 8, they are young women.

I doubt that they are going to wear them,  but I am hoping that they at least thank the dumbass, and not let him see when they throw them away. 

His thought process was a 'welcome to the family ' token gift.   The older 2 aren't our biological grands.   He picked out matching gifts for the boys,  too.  They are getting swiss army knives.