Listen here wankers

[Clang McFly]

Learn how to lift the lid and stop peeing on the toilet or clean up after yourselves you immature fucks.

Also

Are you living with teens and college kids? If you're over 30 you should not be peeing on the toilet seat or floor. At least for a few decades. Then when you're around 70 or 80 you can be fake senile or real senile and start peeing on the toilet seat or floor.