HI FU!

[F.U.]

You are lucky to be alive! Holy fuckity fuck!

Time is passing at the speed of light, isn't it.

 Yes I am and yes it is. When the girls finally found me walking back to the bar I looked like a scene from the ol movie Carrie.  Blood all the way to my socks, eyelid hanging down over my eye, missing front teeth and just walking in the dark down the road. My girls said I was a animal because I refused to go to the hospital. Instead I had them call a Brother and tell him to get there now and bring all the superglue he had. 2 and a half tubes later I was back together and drinking beer.