Obituaries

[Clang McFly]

There once lived a man named Dan
Who occasionally dressed like a woman.
He was weird as fuck.
When it came to having sex he was out of luck.
He loved dogs and cats.
He was extremely fat.
He loved weed and cigars.
He ended up in the poorhouse because of his shitty car.
Was quiet but had lots of friends.
He's dead now. The End.