The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread

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Maybe he’s trying to mate. I had some mocking birds mating right next to my window once and they would  go at it from dusk to dawn for a week, they were driving me absolutely insane. I wanted to kill a mocking bird alright.

I’m sorry but I draw the line at fucking a rooster to make it shut up. My daughter appreciates the fact that I have that boundary and I couldn’t get her to offer herself up to the rooster either.

No wonder they finally get some though. The females must be as sick of his noise as I am.