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Since a Duchess exists I am going to go ahead and make an ass of myself and assume there is hierarchical structure in this microcosm. 

Nah, it's a family nickname. Thank Christ it wasn't princess. *shudders*

Thanks Duchess, seems I ruffled a few feathers landing here. Thanks for not asking me to bow, cheers

If you’re referring to my feathers, please don’t. I don’t even HAVE feathers. I don’t know the origins of that quote but it’s pretty stupid when you think about it.

carry on (lower case intentional).