01-10-2010, 10:42 PM
I'll help you hit Sarah Bernhardt. That bitch turns my stomach.
I welcome trouble - in fact I try to instigate as much as I can lately. No one throws the first punch though. Fuckers. I won't throw first but I will antagonize and goad hoping someone does!
Last time I got even close was at a Dropkick Murphy's concert at The Electric Factory in Philly. Stupid bitch took my seat when I got up to refill my drink. Goddamn jacket was still on the chair under her stupid ass and Matt was right there telling her to move. Bitch wouldn't.
I got back, saw this, tapped her shoulder and politely told her to move. Well... that was it. She refused telling me I lost my seat cuz I got up. I explained to her that where I come from we don't take seats that are obviously taken. She replies, "Well where I come from we do."
I grabbed her, pulled her off my chair and told her to get fucked. She walked away, came back and started leaning on me. I kept telling her to, "Get the fuck off me." over and over again and then some dopey kid taps my shoulder from behind. She nearly got clocked. Good thing I was holding my temper in check. Dumb cunt kept taunting me though so I decided to tell her that if she touches me once more I'm going to toss her over the railing. I don't give a fuck about getting arrested because I am not the one that's going to have to call my mother to bail my ass out of jail tonight.
She backed off and I didn't see her the rest of the night. I seriously was at the point I was going to risk jail and throw her over. The crowd was thick enough downstairs she'd have been fine.
Matt told me the guy next to him said I was batshit crazy. I took it as a compliment. Matt was in a panic thinking he'd miss a concert.
I welcome trouble - in fact I try to instigate as much as I can lately. No one throws the first punch though. Fuckers. I won't throw first but I will antagonize and goad hoping someone does!
Last time I got even close was at a Dropkick Murphy's concert at The Electric Factory in Philly. Stupid bitch took my seat when I got up to refill my drink. Goddamn jacket was still on the chair under her stupid ass and Matt was right there telling her to move. Bitch wouldn't.
I got back, saw this, tapped her shoulder and politely told her to move. Well... that was it. She refused telling me I lost my seat cuz I got up. I explained to her that where I come from we don't take seats that are obviously taken. She replies, "Well where I come from we do."
I grabbed her, pulled her off my chair and told her to get fucked. She walked away, came back and started leaning on me. I kept telling her to, "Get the fuck off me." over and over again and then some dopey kid taps my shoulder from behind. She nearly got clocked. Good thing I was holding my temper in check. Dumb cunt kept taunting me though so I decided to tell her that if she touches me once more I'm going to toss her over the railing. I don't give a fuck about getting arrested because I am not the one that's going to have to call my mother to bail my ass out of jail tonight.
She backed off and I didn't see her the rest of the night. I seriously was at the point I was going to risk jail and throw her over. The crowd was thick enough downstairs she'd have been fine.
Matt told me the guy next to him said I was batshit crazy. I took it as a compliment. Matt was in a panic thinking he'd miss a concert.