Sporting experiences.

[Clang McFly]

Not well apparently.

What the fuck is going on in this thread? Am I in the Matrix or some shit? Things are so bad in this thread that I can't work out if someone is trying to pull my leg? I do not want to state the obvious because there is just too much there, needless to say, if I had waltzed in here and ineloquently stated as much when I first got here back in the day, everyone would have ganged up on me and pounced. Would have been a bloodbath. 

Now apparently, you don't even have to string a sentence together correctly or utilize the correct grammar that the English language demands. Dare I say, it is grotesquely unreadable. Such a horrific sight to behold.

Corr blimey mate. The koala is sniffing up the right eucalyptus tree. Tie me kangaroo down, sport and throw another shrimp on the barbie.