USA V GB today.

[Clang McFly]

Klaus my 6 foot five inch german body builder could wear a wig make up, like you, that surely would be a match made in heaven.  Seriously chuck, to get a gal you must make yourself presentable, or, a short cut, enter a stable with horses and donkeys with a sack of hay, corn or whatever.  Women respond to money, if Mirah knew how much i was worth and i said jump, she would ask how high?

Go night clubbing covered i bling, behave like Richard Gere in pretty woman, just pretend.

In psychology it states that to behave in a certain way, and feel as if it is true makes it happen in real life.  No charge.

See how i have your best interests at heart.    Thinking of Pretty woman let me know where your local supermarket is, ill put a card in there so you can buy chocolate, sweets, biscuits, coke, full fat, spangles, wine gums etc whenever you want.

Not giving up completely, but at this stage of my life it's more likely I end up with a female cat than a female human.

Sex seems less likely these days when I have the body of an 80 year old, the mind of a 15 year old and the penis of a three year old (i swear it gets bigger, ladies!).