legalities and moralities aside...

[sally]

I'd slit my own throat if I required something even ¹⁄₄ of that size...Jesus Christ, D, I have fireplaces that are smaller than the monster ass that fits those panties.

Truthfully, I think they're just a gag (no pun intended). There can't be anyone large enough to actually fit those.

My neighbor was almost that big and used to hang her undies and bras out on the line, I caught the dumbass kids playing in them in her back yard one day. They were very nice people and she died of cancer about a year ago, but I swear her ass was that size and you couldn't even imagine how big her tits were, holy smokes.