Why hello there, what the fuck is this place?

[Cynical Ninja]

That's a whole different kind of skin condition.

Not being truly caucasian yourself you don't understand.

You are of South Eastern European stock, you racially have more in common with the homos in Greece and the Muslims in Turkey.

I am of the more manly and rugged Northern European stock, hence the pale skin and fair hair as opposed to the oil slick dark hair and greasy olive skin.